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Egyptian Progress - Move Over Pyramids - 28th of April, 2018

Egyptian Progress - Move Over Pyramids

Mike:Good evening and welcome to concave news, your most trusted news source on the interwebs. This is Mike.

Dana: And this is Dana.

Dana:Well this is interesting Mike, the Egyptian government has moved to allow Happy Burger, the American hamburger chain, to set up a restaurant atop one of the pyramids at Giza.

Mike:Yes, well I'd seen it coming for a while Dana - Happy Burger is expanding everywhere and has set up stores in locations that many thought were off limits such as Tiananmen Square, Uluru and under the catacombs of the Vatican. It's quite a development.

Dana:Quite indeed Mike, one Egyptian official, Abdul Hamsi has even indicated that they'll be removing the top few slabs of stone from the pyramid to flatten it out, embedding some new foundations and putting an escalator from top to bottom. Not only that but construction workers will be conscripted from among the unemployed to earn their unemployment benefits.

Mike:What an amazing development. The world of commerce eh Dana?

Dana:Quite, Mike, quite.

Inspiration:

ABC Article - Federation Square to Be Demolished


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