Equal Opportunity Board Prescribes Mock-Auditory Hallucinations For Community - 29th of April, 2018
Equal Opportunity Board Prescribes Mock-Auditory Hallucinations For Community
Mike:Good evening and welcome to concave news, your most trusted news source on the interwebs. This is Mike.
Dana: And this is Dana.
Dana:I'm not sure what I think about this Mike. The Equal Opportunity Board has been given the go ahead to contaminate the water supply with low levels of hallucinogenic drugs with the purpose of bringing all of the community to an empathic response towards sufferers of auditory and visual hallucinations. I know it's with good intentions but ...
Mike:Yes, I agree with you on this one. I for one value having a mind clear of voices. But I can see where they're coming from. By giving everyone the experience of being laughed at and mocked in public by invisible people it may just open people's eyes and ears, so to speak, to the difficulty sufferers of psychosis experience.
Dana:Is that empathy Mike? From you?
Mike:I'm not completely heartless Dana.
Dana:In any case a trial is beginning in a selection of regional centres and a number of new psychiatric institutions, prisons and hospital wards have been opened in those centres to cater to the expected influx of new patients.
Mike:The winners out of all this will be the pharmaceutical companies though. Whether or not it improves our society - we'll have a host of people who will become dependent on their prescription medication.
Dana:Do we have a list of towns where the water supply will be contaminated first?
Mike:Yes - we do, but we've been told not to release it.
Dana:Figures. I'd suggest buying bottled water for a while then.